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So there is Barracuda now. 

Gelato is a tease and a waste of time and El Gato said he is seeing this girl who apparently isn’t that pretty. Which makes me a horrible person for thinking that’s a good thing…

ANYWHO. Barracuda. 

Is awesome. He grew up in Malaysia, is incredible at his trade, and well very good in bed…I don’t get butterflies with him, I just feel comfortable. It’s almost as if we have been together for a while. Did I mention he is hilarious?

Anyway I like what we sorta have going here. I’m not out prowling for a serious relationship, and I’m not interested in one night stands. This is just right. It’s a Goldilocks situation. Let’s see where it leads…

I should really stop getting drink with my Dad and talking about people….

Gelato: She was bringing in free drinks the whole night. So, I asked her how she knew the bartender and she just says, “Oh I don’t!” That girl is just too damn likable, seriously!

I’ll consider that a good thing :}

Literately, there is something cathartic, about being the seventh wheel, like I get people think I’m fun and such but really, I wish Bowtie was here or even el gato. I hate boston. :(.this is shit…

I got to listen to Hershey and Leslie talk about me. I guess Hershey asked what was on the floor, and Leslie explained my salt superstition. Well she explained it completely wrong. 

Reality: The most common superstition in modern times is the assumption that evil spirits are roused if you accidentally spill salt.  For every grain of salt that spills accidentally a single tear shall be shed unless you scatter a pinch over your left shoulder. 

Her explanation: Yeah she will be cooking and just throws salt over her shoulder can you believe that?

The conversation continued with Leslie complaining about shit I have done/do, mainly things we did together. So, it was like “Oh wow that’s how you really feel…” Then Heshey was just like “Yeah she is so fucking weird.” Hershey’s comments really didn’t bother me much, because he thinks everyone is weird and isn’t a fan of fun in general. But, Leslie’s comments got to me though because she and I are really close. 

This I like waaay too much.

I will call “him” Bowtie.

Simply because he would actually be able to pull one off, even during the day.